Funny Parent T-Shirt — “You Don’t Scare Me I Have Three Kids” Graphic Tee

$26.18

Colors: White

Sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, playful message in chunky red lettering: “YOU DON’T SCARE ME I HAVE THREE KIDS.” Soft from the first wear, the 100% ring-spun cotton develops a lived-in feel over time thanks to the post-construction dyeing. The cut is relaxed with a roomy silhouette and clean, tubular body (no side seams) for a smooth look. Double-needle stitched hems and a sewn-in label give it thoughtful durability, while the medium-weight fabric holds prints crisply. Slide it on for chaotic school mornings, backyard barbecues, or the kind of errands that require patience — this shirt reads like a wink and an exhale from parents who’ve been through it and lived to laugh about it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed softness
- Available S–4XL (consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, smooth fit
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for added durability
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²), pre-shrunk, sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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